Not Me Monday...

I my first attempt to join in on McMammas Not Me Monday, I give you some of the not so proud moments of the week...

Yesterday morning, I totally did not lock my keys in the house for the second time this week and have to trudge across the street and ask to borrow a putty knife again to break into my back door and retrieve them, and then proceed to be absolutely mortified when my neighbors husband, and not my neighbor opened the door and laughed when I gave my explanation for needing the handy tool! (Thank-you Dave for helping, but it's not necessary to now smile, wave and ask me if I have my keys every single time you see me! :)

On that thought, I totally did not just mention on my blog that my back door can be opened with said putty knife...that would be crazy!

After about the 4th big boy "unnerwear" change Saturday while Hubs was at work did not honestly think to myself that starting Kindergarten in pull ups might not be such a bad thing after all...I mean, really, they make them so thin these days, you can hardly tell they aren't real!! :)

And finally...I would not and did not say a little too loudly to my 5yo sweetheart of a girl BUG as the new movie Up was starting (the lady behind me started laughing) "SERIOUSLY IF YOU DON'T PUT THESE GLASSES ON YOUR FACE AND LEAVE THEM THERE, YOU OWE ME $3 WHEN WE GET HOME!" because really, it doesn't matter if she didn't want to wear the 3D glasses, at least she was sitting in her seat and being quiet...which is more that ACE was giving me in that moment...

Whew...that's a lot of honesty for one day...glad I didn't actually do any of that stuff this week (wink, wink) For anybody else feeling honest, hop on over to McMamma's blog and join in!